commanderinqueef:
today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
(via joshfranshutthefuckup)
tetras:
no really some boys in my class were like ‘i think our maths teacher is a lesbian’ and then one went ‘no she’s asexual’ and another said ‘like strawberries???’ and??????? oh my god
(via balloonney)
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